Stephie Fangy
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Wee.. Finally did some retail therapy today.
Spent almost the whole day before I got Daddy's X'mas present. And decided to go ahead with my plan to get the bag from Project Shop for his Bdae too. I was so proud of it, haha..
5mins later, I happened to pass by the other oulet at Wisma, they are having 10% discount for UOB Cards, my heart stopped. Geez.. Quickly made my trip back to Taka, happily thinking that I could get the rebate until the lady told me: "Sorry, we do not have the UOB Card promotion." Argh! There goes my 10 bucks, no choice lor, return home with an aching heart. I should have gone to Wisma first. =/
Maybe that would drive me to work more hours in school tmr. Boo..
It's been raining and raining and raining non-stop, but Daddy is flying back later! Hee..
Monday, December 11, 2006
Yeah! Finally got to the Pet Farms that I've always looked forward to. Initially we couldn't find our way and had to bare with the scorching sun. I should have wore my cap. Haha.. I realised that whoever makes the decision in 'finding the way', is the one who is wrong. Lolx..
It's a Monday, so we were told that we are abit too early to view the puppies . It's oready 11+! No choice, we still have to 'roam' around under the hot sun since we couldn't find a resting spot. Quite disappointed from what I have expected, and I couldn't find a MS that I really like.
After that, we headed down to Changi for Popeye Chicken, Daddy had wanted me to try it since 2 yrs ago. Lolx.. Hmm.. the chicken is so-so ba, but I Love the mashed potatoes and fries! Hee.. It took us a while to locate Popeye oso.. I tell Daddy I cannot trust him man.. Lolx..
'Bu shi xin', I went to visit Pets' Station back at JP, she's still the one that I Love so much, I was so tempted to bring her home, would cost me a total of 1.2k for everything ba.. Was reali tempted, still tinking about her now. =/ I'm afraid of not being able to be a good owner after reading up so much.
May be I should reali give up the thought.. *Pouts
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Hee.. Have beening lazing around these few days.. =P
Just read some mails from my Professor, thought some are interesting to share. =) Here, I've picked 2 of them:
Reasons Not to Mess With Kids
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing.
She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied," I'm drawing God."The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing,
the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered," Thou shall not kill."
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.
She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said," Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grownup and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "
Then why is it that while I am standing up right in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
Senior Moments
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.
Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said,
"Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"
Mabel answered, "I have a suppository in my ear?"
She pulled it out and stared at it.
Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing.
Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid."
When the husband finally died,
his wife put the usual death notice in the paper,
but added that he died of gonorrhea.
No sooner were the papers delivered,
when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly,
"You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea."
Replied the widow, "I nursed him night and day
so of course I know he died of diarrhea,
but I thought it would be better for posterity
to remember him as a great lover
rather than the big shit he always was."
An elderly couple were on a cruise,
and it was really stormy.
They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon,
when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.
They searched for days and couldn't find her,
so the captain sent the old man back to shore
with the promise that he would notify him
as soon as they found something.
Three weeks went by and finally
the old man got a fax from the boat's captain.
It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you,
we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean.
We hauled her up to the deck and
attached to her butt was an oyster
and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 .
please advise."
The old man faxed back:
"Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."
A funeral service is being held for a woman
who had recently passed away.
At the end of the service,
the pall bearers are carrying the casket out
when they accidentally bump into a wall,
jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan.
They open the casket
and find that the woman is actually alive!
She lives for ten more years, and then dies.
Once again, a funeral is held, and at the end of it,
the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.
As they carry the casket towards the door,
the husband cries out, "Watch that wall!"
When I went to lunch today,
I noticed an old lady
sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out.
I stopped and asked her what was wrong.
She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home.
He makes love to me every morning
and then gets up and makes me
pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."
I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"
She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch
and my favorite brownies and then
makes love to me for half the afternoon.
I said, "Well, why are you crying?"
She said, "For dinner he makes me
a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert
and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m ."
I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"
She said, "I can't remember where I live!"
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades.
Over the years they had shared
all kinds of activities and adventures.
Lately, their activities had been limited to
meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when
one looked at the other and said,
"Now don't get mad at me....
I know we've been friends for a long time.....
but I just can't think of your name!
I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it.
Please tell me what your name is."
Her friend glared at her.
For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her.
Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"
Hee..
Monday, December 04, 2006
Argh!!!
The stupid computer allocated me to my last choice! Gonna work at a construction site at Katong for 6 months.. SIANZ.......... No mood... Project starts tmr too.. Argh!!!!!!
Friday, December 01, 2006
It's finally over, but I'm disappointed with my performance. Screwed up tis sem. Now I can onli look forward to my IA, hopefully I'll gain back the energy to fight again when I return.
Disappointed